sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

(via impala-adventures)

If you wouldn’t frick frack Valkyrie Cain there is something wrong with you.

sherlockspeare:

Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: derdermewmew, via classyspecialk)

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

This is amazing.

(via agentsofcracked)

hope-for-snow:

peculiarbraindeer:

In 2014, 3D animation introduced a new feature that I think is an underappreciated evolution in animated movie making.

Blotchiness.

I am serious. Rapunzel from Tangled (2011) and Merida from Brave (2012) have very even skin tones and just a couple of freckles. Anna and Elsa from Frozen (2013) have the little reddish, uneven marks that people actually have. It’s subtle (I did a lot of photoshopping to bring it out), but it makes such a difference! That, and the more natural way of producing freckles makes all these HD closeups so very special!

These are unedited (all I did was crop and resize to tumblr post size) caps from Dreamworks’ Rise of the Guardians (2012) and How to Train Your Dragon (2010):

I mean LOOK AT THOSE FREAKING REALISTIC DETAILS

DREAMWORKS’ BLOTCHINESS GAME ON POINT

(via mcberrysworld)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

dudeufugly:

video via londonphile

now also on youtube

OMG IT’S LIKE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS HIM TO NOT BE HUMBLE AND MODEST AND AN ALL OUT GENTLEMAN  LIKE “SHIT I JUST CALLED MYSELF HANDSOME OMG TOM HIDDLESTON IS GONNA BE PISSED”

meanwhile, somewhere in England

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